Cheney Spotted in New Orleans with Dynamite

Juist kidding on that headline but I'll promise you there are more than a few morons out there who would believe Cheney is skulking around trying to blow up the levees. Actually the worst has come to pass in The Big easy. Hurricane Gustav is a dud! It's already been downgraded to a Category Two and is unlikely to cause any significant damage or loss of life. The media is despondent and democrats suicidal. Imagine all those network anchors and reporters giving up one last weekend in the Hamptons to cover a glorified rainstorm. Ah well, back to Sarah Palin.