FIRST SNOW EVER IN NEW YORK!

OK, it snowed yesterday and the wind blew pretty good. But do we really need wall to wall TV coverage of what used to be a fairly routine event? Does the Mayor have to be on TV reassuring his city of wussies that everything will be fine. I was watching one station when a breathless reporter asked some random guy how he was holding up. He said just fine and began complimenting the snow plow guys. Well, you'd have thought he farted judging by how fast they dumped him. Clearly they want whiners and hysterical idiots. Unfortunately the woods are full of such types. I also love the NYC horror stories about people "stranded" on streets or in their cars. Hey folks, it's New York City. How far do you really have to go to find shelter or something to eat.

ESCAPED MEXICAN CONVICTS DEMAND UNEMPLOYMENT

Yesterday's escape of nearly 150 of Mexico's nastiest convicts from a prison in the northern Mexican town of Nueva Laredo has American authorities worried. Forget the fact these guys are killers, rapists and robbers, these folks will shortly be demanding the benefits of American citizenship. Do you think they're staying in Mexico? No they're heading for the border and then down to the umemployment office and snapping up some Obama swag before grabbing some food stamps, a wefare check and some free medical care. They will also need to get their kids enrolled in school and check out some section 8 housing. And don't even think about asking to see their papers. These are proud Hispanics and they don't take kindly to racial profiling. Once they're settled in, then they will resume murdering and pillaging the countryside.

JUST SAY YES TO PROFILING

Over the weekend a Dominican livery cab driver in New York City was robbed and shot seven times by a Hispanic thug in his 20's. Normally this would be just another ugly story from the big city. But wait...Fernando Mateo, who heads the Livery Drivers Association told reporters and his drivers they need to begin racially profiling anybody they pick up. He said 99% of those committing these robberies are black or Hispanic and if they look iffy to refuse them service. You can bet we'll hear a lot of howling and whining from the left on this. Of course, those objecting to racial profiling wouldn't be caught dead in a livery car or the neighborhoods they serve. I drove a cab years ago and always profiled because I enjoy breathing and money. Even so, I was robbed at gunpoint by one of the usual suspects. The poor livery driver is fighting for his life and was working extra hours to buy Christmas presents for his kids. Let's not forget who the bad guys are here.