Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Hillary defeats Tiger Woods in Golf

In an attempt to explain her delegate and popular vote math to reporters, Hillary Clinton explained she had recently beated golf champ Tiger Woods in a match held at legendary Winged Foot Golf Club. While acknowleging Mr. Woods didn't participate in the match, Mrs. Clinton nonetheless claimed a decisive victory. Now i understand Michigan.

1 comment:

Herbert Sweet said...

It kind of reminds you of the old USSR elections where there was only one candidate and he won by a landslide.