The Sunday Papers

Let me save you a trip through the Sunday papers. Ted Kennedy is alive and I feel 100after seeing pictures of his children arriving at the hospital. When did everyone get so old? My man, Congressman 'Cheato" Vito Fossella, high stepped it through a Memorial Day parade in Staten island minus the missus. You don't think she's pissed, do you? Big Brown won The Preakness in a snoozer. Hillary's still out there pretending she's still in it. She's beginning to get the "crazy Aunt in the basement" treatment from everyone. I'm already over 'Sex in the City." Could somebody put a bag over Sarah Jessica Parker and call it a career.My Red sox won two yesterday and the Yankees continue to stink up the joint. Yeah! That's all you need to know.