KEEP PUNCHING CARL

I have to admit I don't know too much about the Republican candidate for Governor Carl Palladino. But I do know a lot about his opponent Andrew Cuomo and that's enough for me. Cuomo is a privleged little jerk who has never had a job Daddy didn't get him. He was in Clinton's cabinet because Bill was trying to make peace with Mario after the Jennifer Flowers tapes showed Bill calling Mario a mobbed up dago. After an undistinguished tour as Secretary of Housing, little Andrew ran for governor and quit before he got smoked by Carl McCall. Then he took a no-show job with a dicey real estate firm before riding Eliot Spitzer's coattails into the AG's office. After a few years of grandstanding press conferences, Andrew and Daddy decided it was time to run for governor. At the moment he has a 16-point lead over the unknown Palladino. Here's the fun part. Carl Palladino isn't intimidated by the Cuomos. He has already questioned Andrew's cajones and has begun slapping him around. He has challenged little Andrew to a debate and Andrew is ducking him. So Palladino has hired guys in duck suits to pass out duck whistles everywhere Andrew goes. Fabulous! It's only a matter of time until the petulant Andrew loses his cool and the lead. It will be fun to watch him get punched in the nose every news cycle until election day.