Palin Is Must See TV

I have to admit I haven't been this fired up to watch anything on TV since the Red Sox came back from the grave to beat the Yankees in 2005. Here's my game plan tonight. I'm going to kick back in my den and watch Gov. Palin on my new 60" flat screen television. I will have the air conditioner on overdrive to keep my new grizzly bear skin rug fresh as the day he was shot. Given I like to keep the temperature around 62 degrees, I will be wearing my new caribou vest and snug otter cap. I've also penciled in time to clean my new hunting rifle in case the convention runs long. For refreshments I'm going with chocolate covered moose droppings and baby seal filets. Can't wait.