Saturday, April 26, 2008

The Daily Diatribe

-Well, it would appear New Yorkers have taken the not guilty verdict in the Sean Bell case in stride. Even Al Sharpton has been unable to spark a racial conflagration this time. Maybe that's because people understand the cops were only doing their job and Sean Bell and his felonious friends were doing the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong guys. Tough! Even money at least one of Bell's posse is in trouble with the law by year's end. Guzman would be the odds on favorite.
-Nice to hear Bush's $600 rebates will be going out a week early. That should bring the economic nosedive to a screeching halt.
-What's it going to take to get skanky Amy Winehouse out of my life. Hopefully someone will have the good sense to pole ax her during her next bar brawl.
-I am the only guy getting a lot tired of the Dalai Lama? BTW, who names a guy after a farm animal?
-There's no truth to the rumor Hillary Clinton has purchased the entire MC Hammer pants collection to accommodate her increasingly massive derriere.
-If you're thinking of seeing a movie this weekend, skip Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Total snoozer and not funny.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jim, don't be haten' on the Dalai Lama.